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Dennis Rodman's heartbreaking Hummer H1

I'm a Hummer fan. I think they're best when filthy, scratched, and shooting carbon dioxide in black plumes in the air. It's an emotional thing, and I get pretty disgusted when I see a Hummer that belongs at the bottom of the ocean. Dennis Rodman, in suitable tacky fashion, has just such a Hummer.

As reported in the ever-trashy TMZ, Dennis Rodman keeps a silver wagon in California. What he's done to it makes me more sad than those tortured cows that sparked the recall. Witness:

Yes, I puked in my mouth too.


Fastest Hummer on earth

This is an old video but it never ceases to amaze me what a well-tuned diesel engine can do!

..and I have to confess, seeing all that black smoke belching out the truck's pipe doesn't hurt either.

The skinny behind this rig: Pacific Performance put this thing together. As you can see from their gallery of this beast you can see that a lot of work went into it, from a body lift to a massive array of fans for the radiator to what appears to be a Duramax conversion. So this may not be a $5k drop-in to your open top, but it does give you an idea of what's possible.