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Dennis Rodman's heartbreaking Hummer H1

I'm a Hummer fan. I think they're best when filthy, scratched, and shooting carbon dioxide in black plumes in the air. It's an emotional thing, and I get pretty disgusted when I see a Hummer that belongs at the bottom of the ocean. Dennis Rodman, in suitable tacky fashion, has just such a Hummer.

As reported in the ever-trashy TMZ, Dennis Rodman keeps a silver wagon in California. What he's done to it makes me more sad than those tortured cows that sparked the recall. Witness:

Yes, I puked in my mouth too.

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